Not the Sharpest Knife in the Drawer

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True Story.

In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and finger to simulate a gun but, unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.

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