Nothing Touched

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A group of American tourists were being guided through an ancient castle in Europe.

“This place” the guide told them, “is 600 years old. Not a stone in it has been touched, nothing altered, nothing replaced in all those years.”

“Wow!” said one woman, dryly. “They must have the same landlord I have.”

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