Now That You’ve Mentioned It …
Mr. Jones, returning from a business trip, was surprised to find his wife in bed with a strange man. Both were nude and looked like they had been doing a lot of hard screwing.
“Why, you rotten bastard!” the husband exploded with rage as he grabbed his wife’s lover by the neck.
“Wait darling,” said Mrs. Jones. “You know that fur coat I got last winter? This man gave it to me. Remember the diamond necklace you like so much? This man gave it to me. And remember when you couldn’t afford a second car and I got a Toyota? This man gave it to me.”
“For heaven’s sake, it’s drafty here!” shouted the husband as he released his grip on his wife’s lover, “cover him so he doesn’t catch cold!”