NPR Interview
Note: This is an exact replication of National Public Radio (NPR)interview
between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald, who was about to
sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: “So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?”
GENERAL REINWALD: “We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and
shooting.”
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: “Shooting! that’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?”
GENERAL REINWALD: “I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the rifle range.”
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: “Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?”
GENERAL REINWALD: “I don’t see how; we will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm.”
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: “But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.”
GENERAL REINWALD: “Well, you’re ‘equipped’ to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?”
The radio went silent and the interview ended.