NPR Interview

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Note: This is an exact replication of National Public Radio (NPR)interview
between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald, who was about to
sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: “So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?”

GENERAL REINWALD: “We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and
shooting.”

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: “Shooting! that’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?”

GENERAL REINWALD: “I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the rifle range.”

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: “Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?”

GENERAL REINWALD: “I don’t see how; we will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm.”

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: “But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.”

GENERAL REINWALD: “Well, you’re ‘equipped’ to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?”

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

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