Nude Beach
Chuck decides to bring his wife and son to the nude beach one day. They pick out a spot and little Joey goes off to play while Chuck’s wife sunbathes. Being the beautiful day that it is Chuck decides to go for a swim.
About a half an our goes by and little Joey comes running up to his mother and says, “Mommy, Mommy, I saw some lady’s boobies and they’re bigger than yours!” She calmly tells her son, “The bigger they are, the dumber they are, son.” She then tells her son to go off and play. So little Joey runs off to play.
About fifteen minutes go by and little Joey comes running up to his mother again telling her, “Mommy, Mommy, I saw some man’s dingy and it was bigger than Daddy’s!” She then tells her son once again, “Son, the bigger they are, the dumber they are.” Once again she tells little Joey to run off and play.
About another fifteen minutes go by and here comes little Joey running up to his mom again exclaiming, “Mommy, Mommy, I saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I have ever seen, and the more Daddy talked, the dumber he got too!”