Numerous Blonde Q&A
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Loading ...Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?
A. The joystick is wet.
Q. What do a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it the looser it gets.
Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?
A. A brain tumor.
Q. What is a blondes cheer?
A. “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B.L.O.N…. oh well, I’m blonde, I’m blonde, yea, yea, yea!
Q. Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A. That is what they train for all their lives.
Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A. So she wouldn’t wake the sleeping pills.
Q. Why did the blonde get excited after she finished a jigsaw puzzle in only two months?
A. The box said 2-4 years only.
Q. What did the blonde say after she was asked if she had ever been picked up by “the fuzz?”
A. No, but I’ve been swung around by the tits.
Q. What is a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme.
Q. What does a blonde do if she isn’t in bed by 10:00?
A. Takes her purse and goes home.
Q. Why is a blonde’s brain the size of a pea in the morning?
A. It swells at night.