Nun for me
There once was a nun and a priest crossing the dessert, on a camel.
The camel all of a sudden got sick and started to die. The nun and priest could not continue going without a camel, so they set up shelter. They both knew they were going to die.
So, the priest turned to the nun and said, “I’ve never seen a woman naked, will you strip for me?” The nun said, “I’ve never seen a man naked, if I strip for you will you strip for me?”
Without any hesitation, the priest stripped. The nun exclaimed, “Father, what is the thing in between your legs?” The priest said, “If I stick it in you I can create the miracle of life.”
The nun said, “Forget about me, stick it in the camel”.