Nun Gains Weight
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Loading ...“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging stomach.
“Why, no, Father,” answered the nun, demurely. “It’s just a little gas.”
A few months later, Father Dan put the same question to the nun, noticing her habit barely fitting across her belly. “Oh, just a bit of gas,” said Sister Ann, blushing a bit.
On his next visit, Father Dan was walking down the corridor when he passed Sister Ann wheeling a baby carriage. Looking in, the priest said, “Cute little ‘fart’!”
