Nuns

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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits and paint in the nude.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. “Who is it?” calls one of the nuns.

“The Blind Man“, replies a voice on the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room so they open the door.

“Nice boobs,” says the man, “where do you want these blinds?”


Nuns

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Q. How do you get a Nun pregnant?

A. Dress her up as an altar boy