Nun’s Life

So there’s this nun who teaches first graders. On the first day of class the nun calls out all of the children’s names, except she notices that all the way in the back of the classroom there’s this little girl who never raised her hand.

So the nun goes over to the little girl and asks her “Little girl, what is your name?” and the little girl responds “My name is Helen Fuckhour.” The nun says to the little girl “Excuse me, what did you say?” and the little girl responds “Helen Fuckhour.”

Well, the nun was so upset about this that she went to the Mother Superior and says “Mother Superior — Do we have a Fuckhour?” and Mother Superior replies “Fuckhour, we don’t even get a coffee break!!!!!”

This joke is filed under Religious.