Nunsense

Sister Margaret and Sister Catherine went for a walk late one afternoon. They lost track of the time and finally realized that if they didn’t hurry back to the convent, they would be late for evening prayers. It was getting dark and in order to save time, they decided to take a short cut through the park, even though they were aware of the dangers of being in the park at night.

They were hurrying through the park when all of a sudden, two men jumped out of the bushes, grabbed them, tore off their clothes and began to rape them.

Sister Margaret cried out, “Father, forgive him. He doesn’t know what he is doing.”

Sister Catherine cried out, “Mine does!”

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