Nursing Home Conditions
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Loading ...A son came to the conclusion that he must put his dad in a nursing home, because his father could no longer get around.
His father called him after the first night and said, “Son I’m so glad you put me in here.”
“Why Dad?” his son asked
“Because I woke up today with the biggest erection, I’ve had in years. And the nurse saw it and gave me oral sex.”
“That’s great, Dad!” the son replied and they both hung up.
Two days later his dad called again, “Son get me out of here!”
“But Dad, you loved it the other day, what happened?” his son questioned.
“Well today I fell down on my face, and a big nurse assistant came over and fucked me in the ass,” his dad proclaimed.
“Well, Dad, you must take the good with the bad,” his son said.
“Son, you don’t understand — I wake up with a hard-on once a year, but I fall down five times a week!”
