Nut Store
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Loading ...A guy with a lisp walks into a nut store. The clerk is a very large man with a very, very large nose.
The guy with the lisp asks how much the peanuts are. The clerk replies, “The peanuts are a $1.39.” The guy with the lisp says, “Too high, too high.”
“How much are your walnuts, sir?” The clerk replies, “The walnuts are $1.49.” The guy with the lisp replies, “Too high, too high.”
“I guess I’ll go to another store because the prices are so high. And by the way, thank you for not making fun of my lisp.”
The clerk replies, “No, thank you, for making fun of my big nose.”
Then the guy with the lisp says “OH! that’s your nose? I thought that was your dick because your nuts are so high.”