Off To War
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Loading ...While at work one day, Bob gets a letter telling him that he has been drafted for the war and has two hours to be at the Air Base to make his plane. Thinking he has only two hours, he speeds home to spend them with his wife.
On the way he gets stopped several times, and therby loses one hour of his time. When he arrives home, he only has five minutes to pack, and so asks his wife if he can have a picture of her pussy.
“Why?” she asks.
“It’s so that I can remember you while I am around all of those foreign women.”
She agrees and takes a Polaroid. She then turns to him and asks the same thing of him.
He replies, “Oh honey, you want to remember me as well?”
“Actually no, I just want to enlarge it………
