OHHH SHIT
(4 votes, average: 1.75 out of 5)
Loading ...Three men were in a car. The driver was drunk, and the car crashed in the middle of the desert on a huge rock.
The three men started going up to heaven. Half way up they stop, they then hear a voice, “YOU THREE MEN HAVE A CHOICE, YOU GUYS CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN OR BE SOMETHING DIFFERENT ON EARTH OTHER THAN HUMAN.”
So the three men all said that they want to be back on earth.
They heard the voice again, “IN ORDER TO DO THIS YOU MUST RUN, JUMP OFF THE CLIFF AND YELL OUT WHAT YOU WANT TO BE.”
So they got sent to a cliff. The first guy runs jumps and yells out, “I WANNA BE A BALD EAGLE!” So he flies off.
The second guy runs, jumps, and yells out, “I WANNA BE A TWEETY BIRD!” So he flies off.
Finally the third guy asks “WHY DID THEY GO EAST, IM GOING WEST.” So the guy starts to run, right before the cliff he trips on a rock and yells out, “OOOHHHH SSHHIITT!”
KKAASSSPPLLAATT!!!