Old couple at the gas station
(No Ratings Yet)
Loading ...An old man and his hard-of-hearing wife were traveling through the south when they stopped at a gas station to refuel.
The attendant asked, “How much, sir?” and the old man told him to fill it up. Immediately the old woman piped up, “What did he say?” and the old man shouted that he’d told him to fill up the tank.
The attendant then asked if he needed the oil checked and the old man replied that it was fine. Once again the old lady said, “What did he say?” and once again the old man shouted the explanation. While the tank was filling the attendant asked were the couple was from.
The old man said, “Newberry, Michigan … it’s a small town so you’ve probably never heard of it.” The attendant replied, “Why sure I know where that is, I went snowmobiling there last winter. As a matter of fact, worst piece of ass I ever got in my life was there.” Once again the old woman piped up, “What did he say?”
Old man replied, “HE SAID HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU, DEAR!”
