Old Lady
An old lady went to her doctor because she was concerned about some lumps she had found under her breasts.
The doctor gave her a thorough examination and told her, “Ma’am I have some good news and some bad news.” She said the she would like the good news first.
The doctor said, “The lumps under your breast aren’t cancerous.” The old lady asked what the bad news was.
The Doctor replied, “The lumps under you breasts are your feet.”