Old Lady’s Dates
An old lady tells her pastor, “I’m a very active old lady. I meet with three men every day.”
To this the pastor exclaims, “Three! Well, who are these lucky men?”
“Well, I wake up and Will Power is there to help me to wake up. During the day, he stays with me, until Arthur Itis comes in. He is very active, and we move from joint to joint. Then, Ben Gay and I live it up in bed for the night.”