Old man and a punker
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Loading ...An old man was riding a bus when it pulled to stop for new riders.
A punker got on with spiked, yellow-blue and green hair, earrings in the eyes, ears and nose, and tattoos all over his body.
The only seat available was right across from the old man. The old man was staring at the punker and after a few minutes the punker hollered, “Hey you old fart, what are you staring at?”
He replied, “ I was in the army when I was young and did some crazy things. I got drunk one time and fucked a parrot, and I was just thinkin’, you might be my son!