Oldest Profession

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Three guys were arguing over which profession was established first.

The surgeon said, “The Bible says Eve was made by carving a rib out of Adam–that makes mine the oldest job.”

The engineer replied, “In six days the Earth was created of chaos–an engineer’s job.”

“Yes, but who created the chaos?” asked the politician.

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