Olie

Olie died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to I.D. the body. So his 2 friends, Sven and Lars, went down to try and I.D. the body. Sven went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet and Sven said “Yaa, he’s burnt pretty bad. Roll him over.”

So the mortician rolled him over and Sven looked at his ass and said, “No, dat ain’t Olie.”

The mortician didn’t say anything but thought that was kind of strange.

Then he brought Lars to I.D. the body and Lars took a look at him and said, “Yaa, he’s burnt real bad, roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over and Lars looked down at his ass and said, “No, dat ain’t Olie.”

The mortician said, “How can you tell?” Lars said, “Well, Olie had 2 assholes.”

“What? He had 2 assholes?” said the mortician. “Yaa, everyone in town knew he had 2 assholes. Every time the three of us went to town everyone would say “Here comes Olie with them 2 assholes!”

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