ON THE BUS
A beautiful young woman, looking quite disheveled, got onto a crowded bus. There was only standing room and she settled on a hang-strap in front of a young man facing her.
As the bus started to move, the young woman looked down at the young man and said “Excuse me, sir, I’m pregnant. Would you mind letting me sit down?”
“Of course not” said the young gentleman, jumping up. “Please have a seat.”
She was so pretty and had such a gorgeous figure that the young man could not help staring at her, but he was a bit puzzled.
“I don’t mean to be rude,” he said, “but how far along is your pregnancy?”
She looked at her watch. “About twenty minutes” she replied.