On the Floor
Dan went to his friend’s house, unannounced, and he wanted to spend the night. His friend was sorry that he could not offer him a whole room, so he said, “You can either sleep on the floor in the living room or you can sleep in the room with Baby.”
Dan said that he would prefer the floor.
The next morning, he went to the bathroom, and there he met this gorgeous young blonde. “Hi,” he said, “who are you?”
“I’m Baby, and who are you?”
“I’m stupid,” he said.