On Thrones

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In keeping with the King of Bubis story who gets a new throne built everyday:

Instead of throwing these thrones away, the king’s servants store the extra thrones in the attic of his grass shack….since they were worried that during the dry season, they might not get enough rain to grow the tall grasses with which to weave and fashion a new throne.

Well, later that year, there was a minor earth tremor, and all those thrones that were saved up in the attic came tumbling down right on top of the king and sent him to the hospital with various bumps and bruises…Poor guy!

The moral to this story is that people who live in grasshouses shouldn’t stow thrones.

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