One Day at a Chinese Bar…..

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A man walks into a Chinese restaurant to find at least a 20 minute wait. “Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?” asked the maitre’d.

He goes into the bar and the bartender says, “What’ll it be?”

The man replies, “Give me a Stoli with a twist.”

The bartender stares at him for a few seconds, then smiles and says, “Once upon time, dare were four rittow peegs…”

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