One for the Road
A group of sisters from a local convent were out for their Sunday bike ride through the suburbs. They were quite a sight–seven in a row on one of those seven- seater tandem bikes, headed, of course, by Mother Superior.
They went over a speed bump. In unison, they all let out an excited “OOOOOOOOOO!”
Mother Superior turned around and looked at them sternly. She admonished the nuns, “Sisters, you must quiet down!”
They went over another bump, “OOOOOOOO!”
Mother Superior again turned around and warned, “Sisters, PLEASE! You’re making a spectacle out of us!”
When they hit another bump, . “OOOOOOOO! they said in unison.
Mother Superior turned around and gruffly said, “Sisters, this is you last warning. One more OOOOOOOO! out of you, and we are going to have to put the seats back on!”