One in A Million

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“My girlfriend is great!” exclaimed Ogden, ” She looks great, she’s smart, she’s charming; she’s one in a million!”

“Well,” piped up Slaggy, ” My wife is not exactly ‘one in a million’…she’s more like ‘won in a raffle.’”

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