One liners
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Loading ...Q. What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.
Q. What’s six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
A. Money
Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A. It’s not hard.
Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!
Q: What’s the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A: A pick pocket snatches watches.