One Night in a Hotel
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Loading ...Once there was a bellhop named Joe. and one day, three newlywed couples came to stay for a while.
The first couple walked in, and Joe noticed that the wife was a nurse. He thought, “Wow, what a lucky guy. Nurses are supposed to be really pretty. I think I’ll stay up late and eavesdrop on their room.”
Then the next couple came in, and Joe noticed the wife was a telephone operator. He thought, “Wow, what a lucky guy. Telephone operators have sexy voices. I think I’ll stay up late and eavesdrop on their room.”
The next couple came in, and Joe noticed the wife was a teacher. He thought, “I feel sorry for him, married to a teacher. I bet they won’t have any fun.”
Well, Joe’s boss told him to leave and come back for breakfast serving. The next morning, he waited for the teacher’s husband to call for breakfast. The phone rang, and he answered, and it was the nurse’s husband requesting breakfast. He went to their room, knocked on the door. When the door opened, the man was in his pressed pajamas and his hair was perfect. He said, “What happened?”
“Oh, it was terrible. All I heard was, ‘You’re unsanitary, you’re unsanitary.’” And he went downstairs.
The phone rang, and he answered, and it was the operator’s husband requesting breakfast. He went to their room, knocked on the door. When the door opened, the man was in his pressed pajamas and his hair was perfect. He said, “What happened?”
“Oh, it was terrible. All I heard was, ‘Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up.’” And he went downstairs.
He waited and waited for the phone to ring, and it did around 4 o’clock in the afternoon. He answered and it was the teacher’s husband requesting breakfast. He went to their room, knocked on the door. When the door opened, the man was in his boxers and had scratch marks on his chest and back. Joe said, “What happened?”
“Oh, it was GREAT! All I heard was ‘We’re doing this and we’re going to keep on doing this until you get it right!’”