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Loading ...Two Yankees are speeding down a Texas highway when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The trooper comes over and bangs on the window with his nightstick and when the driver rolls the window down, the trooper whacks him across the head with the stick.
“What did you do that for?” asks the driver.
“You’re in Texas boy and when I come to the window, you have your license and registration ready for me!”
“Yes, Sir!” After they are done, the trooper walks over to the passenger side and knocks on the window with his nightstick. the guy rolls the window down and the trooper whacks him across the head with the nightstick.
“What’d you do that for?”
“I’m just giving you your wish.”
“What wish?” “I just know when you get a few miles down the road, you’re gonna open your big mouth and say ‘I wish he’d have tried that crap with me!’”
