One Tough Cookie!
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Loading ...The two Uranians landed in the desert, and , leaving their saucer hidden beneath a dune, they go exploring. The first sign of civilization they spot is a service station, and approaching warily, Commander Znugg says to Science Officer Ktoing, “Watch it, this is gonna be rough.”
“How do you know? asked Ktoing.
“Trust me, Znugg replied as they walked up to the nearest gas pump. Trying to sound as pleasant as possible, Znugg said, “Take me to your leader.”
The pump stood there impassively, and Znugg repeated her demand. Once again the pump made no response, and, growing intemperate, Znugg unholstered her firearm. When the pump refused to answer for a third time, she shot a single firebolt into the machine, and the resultant explosion blew the explorers from Uranus all the way back to their saucer. Rising insteadily to his feet, Ktoing helped Znugg to hers.
“Bstoz my ptooties!” he exclaimed. “How did you know the earthling would be so intransigent?”
Brushing herself off, Znugg replied, “Anyone who has a dick so long they can stick it in their ear has to be one tough cookie!”
