Ooops
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Loading ...Saturday morning, Phil arrives at the club for a golf date when he remembers that he forgot to let his wife know that Sears is delivering the new couch around noon. He picks up the phone in the lounge and calls home.
“Hello”, says a little girl’s voice.
“Hi, honey, it’s Daddy. Can I speak to Mommy please.”
“No, Daddy, she’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Ted.
This stops Phil for a moment. “Sweetie, you don’t have an Uncle Ted.”
“Yes I do and he’s upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy.”
“Okay, here’s what to do, honey. Put down the phone, run upstairs and tell Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled in the driveway.”
“Okay, Daddy.”
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. “I did it, Daddy.”
“Good girl, and what happened?”
“Mommy ran into the bathroom with no clothes on, slipped on the rug and banged her head on the sink. Now she’s all dead.”
“Oh my God!!!” says Phil, “and what about Uncle Ted?”
“He jumped out the bedroom window into the swimming pool but must have forgot that you took all the water out and he hit the bottom and now he’s all dead too.”
“Wait a minute…we don”t have a swim…….ooops, sorry, wrong number.”