Ooops! Sorry, My Mistake
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Loading ...A middle aged woman is on the operating table for bypass surgery when she has a near-death experience. She is floating above the room and sees God. “Excuse me, God,” she says, “Is this the end?”
“Oh no, my dear,” says God. “You have another forty years to live.”
When she recovers, she decides to remain in the hospital for a complete makeover, knowing she’s going to be around for another forty years. She gets a face-lift, liposuction, tummy tuck, new hairline, etc.
Leaving the hospital, she steps off the curb to cross to the parking lot and is immediately hit and killed by a speeding ambulance.
She arrives in front of God and is a bit upset. “You told me I had another forty years to live and now I’m dead! What’s the big idea?”
“Sorry, my mistake … I didn’t recognize you.”
