Oops! Wrong Guy!
A couple were sitting in their house one night contemplating whether or not to go to a Holloween Costume Party they’d been invited too. The wife says,
“You go on honey. I’ve got a great big headache and I don’t feel like going anyway.”
The husband consented and he went to the party. About an hour later the wife feels better and her headache is gone. She decides,
“What the hell. I’ll go to the party and fool my husband in the process. He doesn’t know what costume I’m wearing. I’ll test him out to see if he’s faithful.”
The wife goes to the party and she finds her husband dressed in his costume. She begins to flirt and tease him intensively. One thing leads to another and they end up in a bedroom and have sex. After finishing her little trick, the wife returns home and gets ready for bed waiting up for her husband. Her husbamd comes home and the wife asks him about the party.
“Well,” he says, “I didn’t have much fun. You weren’t there. I just stayed in the back room playing pool and drinking a couple with my buddies.”
The wife looks at her husband knowing that he’s lying because she had tricked him into sex with her without him knowing it was her.
“Yeah,” says the husband, “but the guy I lent my costume too had a great time!”