Oprah
JO BOB: Hey man, did you hear about Oprah Winfrey?
JON BOY: No I didn’t Jo
JO BOB: Yah, she got busted for cocaine last week.
JON BOY: No Way!
JO BOB: Yep, she was at the Airport last week and the inspecting guard lifted up her dress. There it was, 50 pounds of CRACK !!