Order Ahead

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A sad-faced man came into the flower shop early one morning. I was ready to take his order for a funeral piece, but this time I guessed wrong. He wanted a basket of flowers sent to his wife for their anniversary.

“And what day will that be?” I asked.

Glumly, he replied, “Yesterday.”

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