Outhouse

A man was walking down a lonely country road when Mother Nature called. He rushed to the nearest house and asked if he could use their facilities. The owner said, “Sure, the outhouse is right over there.” After about 20 minutes, the owner became concerned that the passer-by had not yet come out of the outhouse. He knocked on the door and as it swung open, he noticed the passer-by bent over, reaching down into the two holer with a stick.

“My goodness, what are you doing?” he asked.

“I dropped my jacket and am trying to retreive it.”

“Well, you’re not going to wear that now are you?”

“No,” came the reply. “But my sandwich is in the pocket.”

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