Pack your bags!

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A woman gets home, runs into her house, slams the door and shouts, “Honey, pack your bags. I just won the lottery!”

The husband says, “Wow! That’s great! Should I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains?”

She says, “I don’t care. Just get the hell out.”

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