Packing for (Almost) Any Situation

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A porter, loaded down with suitcases, followed the couple to the airline check-in counter. As they approached the line, the husband glanced at the pile of luggage and said to his wife, “Why didn’t you bring the piano, too?”

“Are you trying to be funny?” she replied.

“No” he sighed, forlornly. “I left the tickets on it.”

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