Paddy and the Hose!

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Paddy goes to a carpenter, “Can you build me a box that’s two inches high, two inches wide and 50 feet long?”

“Well,” said the carpenter, “it could me done, I suppose, but what would you want a box like that for?”

“Well,” said the Polak, “a neighbour moved away and forgot some things. So he’s asked me to send him his garden hose.”

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