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Loading ...This thoroughly modern young couple, more than slightly hung over from last night’s party, were having a mid-afternoon breakfast. What a party that had been! A real swinging affair, no holds barred.
“Darling,” said the husband, “this is … er … slightly embarrassing, but I think I should ask. Was it YOU I made love to in the library last night?”
His wife looked thoughtful for a minute and then said, “About what time?”
(2 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...Monica: “Did you hear that Hillary changed her name since Bill decided to confess his affairs?”
Pauline: “No, What did she change it to?”
Monica: Sharon Peters! (sharing peters)
(1 votes, average: 1 out of 5) Loading ...After the holidays and all those delightful, seasonal treats, a husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tells your fortune and weight.
He drops in a coin and eagerly reads the results.
“Listen to this,” he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. “It says I’m energetic, bright, resourceful and an absolutely great lover in bed!”
“Yeah,” his wife nodded, “and it has your weight wrong, too!”
(2 votes, average: 2 out of 5) Loading ...Americans who feel bad about the state of the presidency do not fret. We have come full circle, back to the glory days of the great American Presidents. In just 35 short years we have gone from “Kennedy and Camelot to Clinton and Came-alot”
(2 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...Why did Captain Kirk pee on the roof ?
To boldly go where no man has gone before !!!
