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How Do You Catch An Elephant?

First you have to dig a big hole. Then you fill it with ashes. Sprinkle peas on top to camoflauge it. When the elephant goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.

A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frog
legs,who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden,classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please read only lines 1,3,5!

“Grandma, when you and Grandpa had your first baby, did Grandpa ever handle the middle-of-the-night feedings?”

“No. I always did that.”

“That must have been before Women’s Liberation.”

“No, it was before we had baby bottles.”

Q: How do you separate men from boys in San Francisco?

A: With a crow-bar

An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket.
The Iranian woman picks up two potatoes and says, “These remind me of my husband’s testicles.”
The American woman says, “That big?”
The Iranian woman says, No…that dirty.”