a Blond and a car

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There was a blonde driving a car, and all was going fine until the car started speeding up it hit a lot of bumps and she was thrown off , but her foot was caught in a wire her head was bouncing dangerously close to the ground. Just when she was about to give up hope, a Walmart employee came out and unplugged the car.



Calm doctor

Posted in Medical, Questions Answers
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Why does a doctor need to control his temper?

Because he doesn’t want to lose his patients!

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