paid to be good

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A preacher was speaking to his congregation one Sunday. He was commenting that members of his congregation were patting him on the back and saying how good he was.

He told them that he has to be good, he gets PAID for being good.

Then he pointed to his audience and said, “But you all are good for nothing.”

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