Paine Webber
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Loading ...A man comes home one day and says to his wife, “The stock market crashed and I lost all of my money. We’ll have to start over.”
The wife says, “But that will take forever! I’d rather die!” and jumps out of their 30th story window and falls to her death.
The man looks up from his wife splattered on the sidewalk. A grin slowly appears on his face and he says, “Thank you, Paine Webber….”
