Panda defined
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Loading ...A panda is walking down the Main Street when he is approached by a “Lady of the Night”. She says, “Hello darling, would you like a nice time?”
The Panda says, “Um, yes why not?”
So they both go back to the lady’s apartment. She makes a fabulous dinner, with every dish imaginable, provides drinks, plays good music. The inevitable happens. They go to bed and have a really great night.
In the morning the Panda gets up, has a wash and says, “Thanks a lot for a wonderful night. I must get back to the Zoo now.”
She says, “But you haven’t paid me yet”
“What do you mean by paying you?” says Panda.
“Well, I’m a prostitute,” she says.
“What’s that?” says Panda.
“Get the dictionary,” says she.
The Panda reads: “Prostitute = a woman who provides sexual pleasure for money.”
He says, “Look up the definition of Panda”
She opens the dictionary at the required page and reads, “Panda = black and white furry creature. Eats shoots and leaves.”