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MARY: Hey Mom, these nice boys bet me $10.00 that I would not climb the light pole.

MOM: Don’t, they’ll see your panties.

THE NEXT DAY

MARY: I climbed the light pole & instead of $10 those nice boys gave me $100!

MOM: Did they see your panties?

MARY: Nope! I didn’t wear any.

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