panties and boxers
A man and women get into their hotel room in which they will stay for their honey moon. The man looks at his wife, drops his pants, and throws his boxers at her.
Man - “Put those on!”
Woman - “I can’t wear these!”
Man - “That’s right…and don’t you forget!”
The woman slips off her silk panties and throws them at her husband.
Woman - “Put on those!”
Man holds up the skimpy little panties…and says
Man - “I can’t get into these.”
Woman - “That’s right…and it will continue to be right till your atitude changes.”