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The new priest is a little nervous about hearing the confessions, but the older priest encourages him to give it a try.
The new priest listens to a few, and then the older priest pulls him out of the confessional, saying, “Why don’t you try to do this, cross your arms, rub your chin, and say things like ‘Yes, I see’ and ‘Go on, my child.’”
The new priest does this. then the older priest says to him, “Now, don’t you think that is a lot better than smacking your knee and saying, ‘NO SHIT!! WHAT HAPPENED NEXT??!!’”
This joke is filed under Religious.
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A deeply religous and wealthy man visited the Vatican and was standing by the road when the Pope came by in the Popemobile.
The Pope looks over to him, stops the car, gets out and walks directly towards him, filling the man with joyousness.
However, as he reached him, the Pope steps to one side and whispers in the ear of a tramp sitting behind the man.
Seeing this, the wealthy man is a bit miffed but an idea forms in his head. He walks over to the tramp and offers his beautiful suit and some money for the tramp’s smelly clothes. The tramp agrees.
The next day the man, wearing the tramp’s clothes, sits in exactly the same spot as the tramp did. The Popemobile comes down the street and sure enough it stops and the Pope gets out.
The Pope walks directly over to the man and bends over to whisper in his ear and says, “Didn’t I tell you yesterday to get the FUCK out of here?”
This joke is filed under Religious.
