Parental Guidance

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the drive before it has stopped snowing.

There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.

If your parents did not have any children, chances are you won’t either.

I asked Mom if I was a gifted child . . . She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.

Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.

I love to give homemade gifts . . . which one of my kids do you want?

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